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   WHY DID THE SKELETON NOT GO TO THE DANCE ? Answer > BECAUSE HE HAD NO BODY TO DANCE WITH ! (from Mathew Travis)
  WHY DID THE SKELETON CROSS THE ROAD ? Answer TO GET TO THE BODY SHOP! (fromTommy Travis)

 What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep ?

Answer A woolly jumper !

 Why did the Dinosaur cross the Road ? 

Answer Because there were no chickens in those days !

Why did the man with only one hand cross the road ?

Answer To get to the second-hand shop !

Where is the best place to find diamonds ?

Answer In a pack of cards !

 Why did the teacher fix her bed to the chandelier ?

Answer Because she was a light sleeper !

Did you here about the fight that broke out at the fish & chips shop ?

Answer The fish got battered !

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise ?

Answer A Zebra with a set of drums !

What is a porcupine's favourite food ?

Answer Prickled Onions !

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Above jokes supplied by Ben Menezes from Horwich,Lancs,UK.
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